sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
there was a trapeze. enough said
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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