The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
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Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
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You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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