is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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