Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
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You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
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I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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