Kareoke will never be a sober sport
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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