Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
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Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
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I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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