so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
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