Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
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I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
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can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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