Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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