So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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