So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
even my farts smell like vagina
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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