am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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