it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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