But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
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fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
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i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
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