I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
My cat gives me a boner
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
There r osticjed everywhere
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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