Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
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I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
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Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Someone stole a lamp last night.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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