ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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