Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
Randomize
