wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
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If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
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You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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