Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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