More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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