You made me cry and you don't even care
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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