i barfeds in our rink
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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