I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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