we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
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i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
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well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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