hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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