Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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