I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...