Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
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my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
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Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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