and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I am one with the molecules
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
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