I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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