Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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