official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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