i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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