She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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