I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
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I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
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He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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