Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
