I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Randomize