i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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