normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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