he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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