he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
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Farmville is her only friend.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
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Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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