Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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