The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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