3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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