Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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