He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Randomize
