I just made out with a guy for $7.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
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I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
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It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
i need some magic done to my vagina
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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