vagina is talking i cant
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
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One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
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Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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