in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
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i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
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Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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