11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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