This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
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It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
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We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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