i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
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