think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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