I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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