Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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