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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.

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• (867): View more from Yukon/N.W.Territory

  Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems

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• (949): View more from California

  you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...

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