let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Randomize
