Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
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Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
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hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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