just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
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If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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